True Love

Discussing my sister’s pregnancy:

Tom: What’s the “For Dad” advice this week on What To Expect?
Me: Hmm…packing the bag for the hospital.  Oh, this is dumb: they suggest packing a deck of cards in case labor takes a long time.  If you whip out a deck of cards for me, I’m going to make you eat them.  
Tom: Oh, I wouldn’t do that.  I’d make sure you had your laptop.
Me: [pause] Ohhh…you know me so well.
Tom: I do.