March Madness, Or: Things That Annoy Me About My Bracket This Year, Even Though I Picked By Flipping A Coin, Playing Eeny-Meeny-Miny-Moe, Or Asking Tom For His Opinion:

1. Connecticut. Thanks a LOT, guys.
2. Drake. Ditto you.
3. My husband, when asked for his opinion on Georgia vs. Xavier: “Oh, Georgia is so hot right now.” Thanks, MUGATU. 
4. Me. Who picks Georgia over Purdue? *shakes head sadly in recognition of own idiocy*