Adventures in New Parenting

“Did I just lie down in a pee spot?”
“Yeah but I did that yesterday, don’t worry.”

“Did that sound…?”
“Come out of her butt? Yes.”

Sleepwalking 2, Tom 0.

Waterproof mattress pad 0, Maggie’s aim off the pad 3.

“How are you doing pain-wise?”
“Still romancing my ice packs.”

“When do you want to have dinner?”
“As soon as she goes down for her evening nap. Then we can eat with both hands!”