Ha. Ha. Ha.

For Babies’ Sake, Pregnancy Spacing Matters

“A new study suggests that you might want to wait at least six months before getting pregnant again, and that more than 11 months could be even better.”

I would have read the rest of the article but then I did the math, and if I got pregnant at the minimum suggested time I’d be two months pregnant with number 2. Then I had a massive brain embolism at the suggestion and died, was revived, and died again at the thought. So I couldn’t finish the article.

I want a son, badly, but I don’t want to see his smiling face anytime in 2010 or 2011.